amberite_archive: (fourth doctor crazy pills)
Currently I am so angry about how the police are treating the citizens of this country that I'm more apt to choke on it than make coherent discourse.

So, here, have a filk about zombies instead. Memorize it and you will be able to "search and replace" when you hear the song in department stores, to fortify your heart against the onslaught of seasonal banality. That, at least, is a threat I can fight against with some efficacy. (I may actually record this if I feel my singing voice is up to the task.) Repost at will.

All I Want for Christmas is Brains (With fauxpologies to Mariah Carey's lyricist.)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
there is just one thing I need
I don't care about infections
They're collateral to me

I just want a brain to gnaw
More than you could ever know
Hear my moaned refrain:
All I want for Christmas... is braaaaaaaainnns.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
there is just one thing I need
I don't care about infections
They're collateral to me

I don't need to bite the dying
hiding in their barricades
Drastic measures just aren't needed
They'll reanimate where laid

I just want a brain to gnaw
More than you could ever know
Hear my moaned refrain:
All I want for Christmas... is braaaaaaaainnns.
Brai-ai-ai-aaaiins.

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I'll shuffle toward you through the snow
I'll just keep on bashing doorframes
Knocking down the mistletoe

I won't make a list, my thumbs are
Gone and I can't hold a pen
And Santa Claus got bitten last week
Now he's lurching through your den

'Cause I just want your cranium
Ruptured like a ripened plum
That's all there is to gain
Baby, all I want for Christmas... is braaaaaaaainnns.
Brai-ai-ai-aaaiins.

Oh floodlights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of undead
Groaning fills the air

And everyone is screaming
I see the corpses steaming
How can I get to the thing I really need
Through these crowbars of carbon steel, oh-oh

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm hungry for
I just want the strength to smash
Through this barred and bolted door

I just want your brains to gnaw
More than you could ever know
Hear my moaned refrain:
All I want for Christmas... is braaaaaaaainnns.
Brai-ai-ai-aaaiins.

All I want for Christmas... is braaaaaaaainnns.
Brai-ai-ai-aaaiins.

(repeat final line)
amberite_archive: (master bullshit)
(ETA: It may not actually be as bad as it sounds, as per comments below. On the other hand, I'm not sure I trust the government not to take an "alternate proof of citizenship" form and turn it into required information for everyone, so this post stands. Emphasis caps taken off accordingly, though.)

Jayeeeezus. WTF.

I know people from China - as in the PRC - who have traveled outside of the country, and I don't think they generally get this much shit.

How many of you know who the physician was who attended your mother at birth? For pre-natal and post-natal care? AND THE DATES OF HER DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS? Yeah. Um. How about every address you've lived at in your entire life? Here is a copy of the goddamn form.

Do we really want to be turning into Soviet Russia right now?

This is reminding me that I need to get my Canadian dual citizenship verified (I'm eligible because my father was born in Quebec.)

Thanks to The Doctor for the heads up.

Three requests:

1. Get a passport soon, if you're a US citizen and don't already have one. (ETA: This may not be as critical as believed - see comments - but I still think it's a wakeup call.)

2. Comment on this: Here. It closes on April 25th, so do it NOW.

3. Signal boost.
amberite_archive: (Rassilon whoopass)
Reposted from [livejournal.com profile] lupabitch.

Because I and lots of you live in a country where insurance companies can deny claims for life-saving cancer treatment, please help this person raise the money to keep her mother alive. As far as I can tell, the sum hasn't been made yet and the fundraising effort is still in progress.

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